Tuesday, March 30, 2010

Because It's Funny: Don't Fellate the Monkeys!

Really no point to this one.

Recently I amended a previous blog post to include the funniest rejection response I've received. In part, the "writer" said, "I will Wikepidia your pediphilic feletio lips all over the fucking universe!" Quality stuff.

But today I saw that someone found my blog by searching "feletio" through Yahoo! Not so strange, really, as lots of people like "feletio." But it gets weirder.


Mmmm...monkey porn.


Say what?

Back in November someone found my blog by Googling "tha best home grand arab fuck" (I still have no idea how that tagged my blog), and I thought it was fairly bizarre. But "monkey feletio" is just creepy. Does that stuff even exist?

Should I be asking that?

6 comments:

K.Hinny said...

LOL!! Ken... I have no idea what to say to that, I have no answer to your question. Funny as hell though... thanks :D (Yes, it is creepy)

Andrea Allison said...

LOL umm ok. I've had some interesting search inquiries lead to my blog but nothing on that scale.

E. F. Collins said...

I find it rather disturbing that the words weren't even separated by a comma or anything... meaning someone was looking for that exact phrase.

Bizarre.

And no, please don't ask. I'm afraid someone might happen along with the answer....

Cate Gardner said...

I love the bizarre things people google, except yours is beyond bizarre. A lot of potential poisoners appear to visit my blog. Gulp!

Paula Ray said...

there's a dark recesses bizarro story brewing here...

I now have visual in my head and it's stuck, thank you very much...damnit...

K. Allen Wood said...

It's scary stuff.

Though I gotta admit, "Don't fellate the monkeys!" made me giggle. It's absurd. Like the title of a lost Monty Python skit. Haha.