UK-based author Simon Marshall-Jones invited us Shock Totem dummies to run amok on his blog, Ramblings of a Tattooed Head. Thus, he and his garlic neckless are rendered powerless.
You can find us blathering on here. Check it out, say hello, and before you ask: Yes, that tattoo fucking hurt!
(And in case you were wondering, we're still waiting for issue #2 to show up online. It should any day now, though.)