<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5934230992544386909.post5717131242053405085..comments</id><updated>2009-12-05T11:37:09.760-05:00</updated><category term='The Zombie Feed'/><category term='Kindle'/><category term='Short Stories'/><category term='From The Trunk'/><category term='Nonsense'/><category term='Artwork'/><category term='Author Pimpage'/><category term='Honest Crap'/><category term='Free Fiction'/><category term='NEHW'/><category term='Because It&apos;s Funny'/><category term='Struggling Writer'/><category term='Digital'/><category term='Apex Publications'/><category term='Sideshow Press'/><category term='Weirdness'/><category term='Odd Dreams'/><category term='Sugar Ray'/><category term='Interviews'/><category term='Strange Publications'/><category term='Poetry'/><category term='Contests'/><category term='Writing'/><category term='Video'/><category term='Shroud Publishing'/><category term='Reviews'/><category term='Toshi Reagon'/><category term='Kurt Newton'/><category term='Devin Townsend'/><category term='New England Horror Writers'/><category term='Shock Totem'/><category term='Holiday Tales'/><category term='Music'/><category term='Writing Advice'/><category term='Mercedes M. 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Allen Wood: A Tale of Two Shitties</title><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.eyesoretimes.com/feeds/5717131242053405085/comments/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5934230992544386909/5717131242053405085/comments/default'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.eyesoretimes.com/2009/12/tale-of-two-shitties.html'/><author><name>K. Allen Wood</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11813966197308498056</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='31' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_XuW8omqnCzI/TT6ajDcO85I/AAAAAAAAANI/9DtUvYZYyhU/s220/ninja.jpg'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>7</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>25</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5934230992544386909.post-2176641578427809423</id><published>2009-12-05T11:37:09.760-05:00</published><updated>2009-12-05T11:37:09.760-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Jesus, really? Doesn&amp;#39;t surprise me, though; no...</title><content type='html'>Jesus, really? Doesn&amp;#39;t surprise me, though; not in this town.</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5934230992544386909/5717131242053405085/comments/default/2176641578427809423'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5934230992544386909/5717131242053405085/comments/default/2176641578427809423'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.eyesoretimes.com/2009/12/tale-of-two-shitties.html?showComment=1260031029760#c2176641578427809423' title=''/><author><name>K. Allen Wood</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11813966197308498056</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='30' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_XuW8omqnCzI/SYAOHNJVVEI/AAAAAAAAAIA/AcLLIY2e6-w/S220/Ken.jpg'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.eyesoretimes.com/2009/12/tale-of-two-shitties.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5934230992544386909.post-5717131242053405085' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5934230992544386909/posts/default/5717131242053405085' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-1436689569'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5934230992544386909.post-6412983419176388684</id><published>2009-12-05T11:18:31.625-05:00</published><updated>2009-12-05T11:18:31.625-05:00</updated><title type='text'>A friend of mine was in George&amp;#39;s Cafe and some...</title><content type='html'>A friend of mine was in George&amp;#39;s Cafe and some punk who he dealt w/ while working for DYS comes in, looks right at him then turns and slaps this random woman in the face while she was having dinner w/ her family.  Her husband chased him out but didn&amp;#39;t catch him.  How&amp;#39;s that for a shitty city?</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5934230992544386909/5717131242053405085/comments/default/6412983419176388684'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5934230992544386909/5717131242053405085/comments/default/6412983419176388684'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.eyesoretimes.com/2009/12/tale-of-two-shitties.html?showComment=1260029911625#c6412983419176388684' title=''/><author><name>Denise Webb</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img1.blogblog.com/img/blank.gif'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.eyesoretimes.com/2009/12/tale-of-two-shitties.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5934230992544386909.post-5717131242053405085' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5934230992544386909/posts/default/5717131242053405085' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-612540734'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5934230992544386909.post-4762355328389343582</id><published>2009-12-05T10:54:35.363-05:00</published><updated>2009-12-05T10:54:35.363-05:00</updated><title type='text'>And don&amp;#39;t get me started on the British postal...</title><content type='html'>And don&amp;#39;t get me started on the British postal service! Haha. I had so much stuff stolen from me when I lived over there, I&amp;#39;m still in shock. And I lived off-base, so there&amp;#39;s no way they knew I was an American and were just doing it for that reason. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I can&amp;#39;t even begin to tell you how many times I got empty boxes/envelopes in the mail, or mailed something out that showed up empty.</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5934230992544386909/5717131242053405085/comments/default/4762355328389343582'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5934230992544386909/5717131242053405085/comments/default/4762355328389343582'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.eyesoretimes.com/2009/12/tale-of-two-shitties.html?showComment=1260028475363#c4762355328389343582' title=''/><author><name>K. Allen Wood</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11813966197308498056</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='30' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_XuW8omqnCzI/SYAOHNJVVEI/AAAAAAAAAIA/AcLLIY2e6-w/S220/Ken.jpg'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.eyesoretimes.com/2009/12/tale-of-two-shitties.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5934230992544386909.post-5717131242053405085' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5934230992544386909/posts/default/5717131242053405085' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-1436689569'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5934230992544386909.post-2751945509697004038</id><published>2009-12-05T09:28:50.527-05:00</published><updated>2009-12-05T09:28:50.527-05:00</updated><title type='text'>And I thought America was the land of customer ser...</title><content type='html'>And I thought America was the land of customer service :-)</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5934230992544386909/5717131242053405085/comments/default/2751945509697004038'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5934230992544386909/5717131242053405085/comments/default/2751945509697004038'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.eyesoretimes.com/2009/12/tale-of-two-shitties.html?showComment=1260023330527#c2751945509697004038' title=''/><author><name>Steven Pirie</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/02774045853057857376</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='31' height='21' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_ksPPjj_JSWA/SN0ZEocxyiI/AAAAAAAAAAM/L2zJ5429AJk/S220/skp4.jpg'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.eyesoretimes.com/2009/12/tale-of-two-shitties.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5934230992544386909.post-5717131242053405085' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5934230992544386909/posts/default/5717131242053405085' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-1465354248'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5934230992544386909.post-1030097743478657809</id><published>2009-12-05T04:11:26.778-05:00</published><updated>2009-12-05T04:11:26.778-05:00</updated><title type='text'>As a delivery driver, I deal with morons on a dail...</title><content type='html'>As a delivery driver, I deal with morons on a daily basis. At times I&amp;#39;m astounded at what they expect me to do with the product I&amp;#39;m delivering (which happens to be oil and lubricants in drums, pails and cases). I have to remind them that I am not their stockboy and if they want the cases stacked up high on a shelf or a pump swapped out from an empty drum to a full one, then they had better get off their asses and do it themselves.</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5934230992544386909/5717131242053405085/comments/default/1030097743478657809'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5934230992544386909/5717131242053405085/comments/default/1030097743478657809'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.eyesoretimes.com/2009/12/tale-of-two-shitties.html?showComment=1260004286778#c1030097743478657809' title=''/><author><name>Jameson T. Caine</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/08989529177998260901</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='26' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_hnZpejIHNOc/Sl1QzA7omZI/AAAAAAAAAEw/WYFKvYmzFCg/S220/shadow2.jpg'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.eyesoretimes.com/2009/12/tale-of-two-shitties.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5934230992544386909.post-5717131242053405085' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5934230992544386909/posts/default/5717131242053405085' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-890210206'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5934230992544386909.post-7442408238310963763</id><published>2009-12-05T03:43:08.648-05:00</published><updated>2009-12-05T03:43:08.648-05:00</updated><title type='text'>I don&amp;#39;t know who they are but they ring our sw...</title><content type='html'>I don&amp;#39;t know who they are but they ring our switchboard (to which I am tethered weekdays) hourly.</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5934230992544386909/5717131242053405085/comments/default/7442408238310963763'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5934230992544386909/5717131242053405085/comments/default/7442408238310963763'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.eyesoretimes.com/2009/12/tale-of-two-shitties.html?showComment=1260002588648#c7442408238310963763' title=''/><author><name>Cate Gardner</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05634397106201021055</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='22' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_6_aGDMITBlU/Sk0DBgc5pwI/AAAAAAAAAzo/NC9VatqnNus/S220/Me+Possible.jpg'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.eyesoretimes.com/2009/12/tale-of-two-shitties.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5934230992544386909.post-5717131242053405085' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5934230992544386909/posts/default/5717131242053405085' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-1114606701'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5934230992544386909.post-8946453751251011613</id><published>2009-12-05T01:33:31.518-05:00</published><updated>2009-12-05T01:33:31.518-05:00</updated><title type='text'>They are the inspirations to all serial-killer sto...</title><content type='html'>They are the inspirations to all serial-killer stories starring postal workers.</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5934230992544386909/5717131242053405085/comments/default/8946453751251011613'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5934230992544386909/5717131242053405085/comments/default/8946453751251011613'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.eyesoretimes.com/2009/12/tale-of-two-shitties.html?showComment=1259994811518#c8946453751251011613' title=''/><author><name>Anonymous</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img1.blogblog.com/img/blank.gif'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.eyesoretimes.com/2009/12/tale-of-two-shitties.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5934230992544386909.post-5717131242053405085' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5934230992544386909/posts/default/5717131242053405085' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-1817356378'/></entry></feed>
