Comments on The Eyesore Times: Ramblings and Additional Nonsense from K. Allen Wood: Honest Crap

#10 LOL I'm so going to think of that every...

2010-02-22T21:55:40.721-05:00

#10

LOL

I'm so going to think of that every time I see your name :)

I posted some honest scrap crap on my blog, linkin...

2010-02-20T13:07:18.669-05:00

I posted some honest scrap crap on my blog, linking back to yours and Mercedes' posts of course.

And I have to say... I'm with you on number 9. It wouldn't have taken me long to start carving up a rump roast either.

Yes, you do! What if the cops find me murdered, un...

2010-02-20T13:06:04.398-05:00

Yes, you do! What if the cops find me murdered, unidentifiable beyond the penis. So they look to the public for help. And guess what? You go, "Wait a minute...I know that penis!" Now you're a hero!

That has some explaining to do to your boyfriend.

Do we really need to know about your pee-hole? ;) ...

2010-02-20T12:46:58.163-05:00

Do we really need to know about your pee-hole? ;) I think I may have to come up with some random shit now.....lemme go thinks!

I discussed no poo, woman! My poo, anyway. Sadly,...

2010-02-19T11:44:56.862-05:00

I discussed no poo, woman! My poo, anyway.

Sadly, my time in some of those countries is a bit of a blur. I was young, partied a bit too hard, and didn't take photos. I just didn't appreciate that sort of thing at the time; took it all for granted. I pretty much hate that I did that.

Anyway, I'd love to live in Italy. I was there for six months in 1999, and it was beautiful. I lived in a small 15-room hotel above Albergo Ristorante Da Gino, an amazing restaurant. It was right at the base of the Alps. I mean, I could hurl a rock and hit the side of a mountain! It was awesome.

Even amidst all the anti-American protests during the Kosovo War, it was still wonderful. I used to watch the Stealth Fighter take off every evening at dusk (the networking center was on the flight line), and it was a thing of beauty—if you didn't think too much about what it was on its way to do—as it literally whispered down the runway.

Of course, I was there when my ex-wife cheated on me, so that kind of sucked. Haha.

I'm so glad that I gave you the opportunity to...

2010-02-19T09:50:36.550-05:00

I'm so glad that I gave you the opportunity to discuss your poo fetish. I am the BEST FRIEND EVER!!! :P

Cool stuff, Ken. Any of those countries that you'd like to go back and visit?

-Mercedes

6. I used to think Alaska was an island (see #4...

2010-02-19T02:54:44.732-05:00
6. I used to think Alaska was an island (see #4).

Ha! When the weatherman said there would be snow on the hills, I thought he meant the six foot things in our local playground. Me dumb kid.