<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5934230992544386909.post6928170452045814661..comments</id><updated>2010-05-03T14:21:51.587-04:00</updated><category term='The Zombie Feed'/><category term='Kindle'/><category term='Short Stories'/><category term='From The Trunk'/><category term='Nonsense'/><category term='Artwork'/><category term='Author Pimpage'/><category term='Honest Crap'/><category term='Free Fiction'/><category term='NEHW'/><category term='Because It&apos;s Funny'/><category term='Struggling Writer'/><category term='Digital'/><category term='Apex Publications'/><category term='Sideshow Press'/><category term='Weirdness'/><category term='Odd Dreams'/><category term='Sugar Ray'/><category term='Interviews'/><category term='Strange Publications'/><category term='Poetry'/><category term='Contests'/><category term='Writing'/><category term='Video'/><category term='Shroud Publishing'/><category term='Reviews'/><category term='Toshi Reagon'/><category term='Kurt Newton'/><category term='Devin Townsend'/><category term='New England Horror Writers'/><category term='Shock Totem'/><category term='Holiday Tales'/><category term='Music'/><category term='Writing Advice'/><category term='Mercedes M. Yardley'/><category term='Lee Thompson'/><category term='Neil Gaiman'/><category term='Necon'/><category term='Submissions'/><category term='Stephen King'/><category term='Tom Moran'/><category term='People Smarter Than Me'/><category term='Scary Stories'/><category term='Shock Totem Valentine&apos;s Day Special'/><category term='Rants'/><category term='Epitaphs: The Journal of the New England Horror Writers'/><category term='Writing Progress'/><category term='Bull Spec'/><category term='Anthocon'/><category term='Publications'/><category term='52 Stitches'/><category term='Epitaphs'/><title type='text'>Comments on The Eyesore Times: Ramblings and Additional Nonsense from K. Allen Wood: Because It's Funny: Thank You, Dead Animals</title><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.eyesoretimes.com/feeds/6928170452045814661/comments/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5934230992544386909/6928170452045814661/comments/default'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.eyesoretimes.com/2010/05/because-its-funny-thank-you-dead.html'/><author><name>K. Allen Wood</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11813966197308498056</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='31' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_XuW8omqnCzI/TT6ajDcO85I/AAAAAAAAANI/9DtUvYZYyhU/s220/ninja.jpg'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>5</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>25</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5934230992544386909.post-7962387598866814610</id><published>2010-05-03T14:21:51.579-04:00</published><updated>2010-05-03T14:21:51.579-04:00</updated><title type='text'>All I can say is, well...

Thank Zeus for animal r...</title><content type='html'>All I can say is, well...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Thank Zeus for animal research.  Leprosy&amp;#39;s a bitch.</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5934230992544386909/6928170452045814661/comments/default/7962387598866814610'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5934230992544386909/6928170452045814661/comments/default/7962387598866814610'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.eyesoretimes.com/2010/05/because-its-funny-thank-you-dead.html?showComment=1272910911579#c7962387598866814610' title=''/><author><name>Aaron Polson</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15173267932358617304</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='29' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_-2JBJMTsxCg/S7n9SPQPr1I/AAAAAAAAAy8/chlblJ0u9IU/S220/frankenstein.jpg'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.eyesoretimes.com/2010/05/because-its-funny-thank-you-dead.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5934230992544386909.post-6928170452045814661' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5934230992544386909/posts/default/6928170452045814661' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-767080947'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5934230992544386909.post-5595709434855760076</id><published>2010-05-02T22:47:04.828-04:00</published><updated>2010-05-02T22:47:04.828-04:00</updated><title type='text'>&amp;quot;Animals are unproductive. They can&amp;#39;t sta...</title><content type='html'>&amp;quot;Animals are unproductive. They can&amp;#39;t stay in my house. You need to know how to read to stay in my house. So get the damn lizards out. They&amp;#39;re not fabulous. They&amp;#39;re a synonym of ridiculous.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Haha! That&amp;#39;s awesome. Although I do love animals. Well, most animals. I have a pug right now that I&amp;#39;d like to donate to leprosy researchers.</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5934230992544386909/6928170452045814661/comments/default/5595709434855760076'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5934230992544386909/6928170452045814661/comments/default/5595709434855760076'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.eyesoretimes.com/2010/05/because-its-funny-thank-you-dead.html?showComment=1272854824828#c5595709434855760076' title=''/><author><name>K. Allen Wood</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11813966197308498056</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='30' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_XuW8omqnCzI/SYAOHNJVVEI/AAAAAAAAAIA/AcLLIY2e6-w/S220/Ken.jpg'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.eyesoretimes.com/2010/05/because-its-funny-thank-you-dead.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5934230992544386909.post-6928170452045814661' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5934230992544386909/posts/default/6928170452045814661' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-1436689569'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5934230992544386909.post-5336283258276204671</id><published>2010-05-02T16:58:06.685-04:00</published><updated>2010-05-02T16:58:06.685-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Haha!</title><content type='html'>Haha!</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5934230992544386909/6928170452045814661/comments/default/5336283258276204671'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5934230992544386909/6928170452045814661/comments/default/5336283258276204671'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.eyesoretimes.com/2010/05/because-its-funny-thank-you-dead.html?showComment=1272833886685#c5336283258276204671' title=''/><author><name>Lee Thompson</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/08961562523377985551</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='05186425423927901252'/><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_rMfgn9DQC3s/S3p8nTcLFaI/AAAAAAAAAAM/r95TPmxhWoQ/S220/Me+%26+April.jpg'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.eyesoretimes.com/2010/05/because-its-funny-thank-you-dead.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5934230992544386909.post-6928170452045814661' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5934230992544386909/posts/default/6928170452045814661' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-1135510583'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5934230992544386909.post-2244818285267487950</id><published>2010-05-02T14:48:12.797-04:00</published><updated>2010-05-02T14:48:12.797-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Gah! This has rendered me speechless ... 

(that d...</title><content type='html'>Gah! This has rendered me speechless ... &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;(that doesn&amp;#39;t happen too often. Don&amp;#39;t get used to it.) &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;We had one that said something like -  JESUS CRIES WHEN YOU DON&amp;#39;T PRAY. It comes up every Christmas, if it happens this year, I&amp;#39;ll have to take a picture... thanks for the idea :D</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5934230992544386909/6928170452045814661/comments/default/2244818285267487950'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5934230992544386909/6928170452045814661/comments/default/2244818285267487950'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.eyesoretimes.com/2010/05/because-its-funny-thank-you-dead.html?showComment=1272826092797#c2244818285267487950' title=''/><author><name>K.Hinny</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10013577325689856288</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='15952969591874815839'/><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='21' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_MZt4qa5Uj0c/SzDdal06-xI/AAAAAAAAAA8/jffzYj1qeBE/S220/Frayed.jpg'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.eyesoretimes.com/2010/05/because-its-funny-thank-you-dead.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5934230992544386909.post-6928170452045814661' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5934230992544386909/posts/default/6928170452045814661' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-473097910'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5934230992544386909.post-6574735037125663823</id><published>2010-05-02T13:50:52.018-04:00</published><updated>2010-05-02T13:50:52.018-04:00</updated><title type='text'>&amp;quot;Animals are unproductive.  They can&amp;#39;t st...</title><content type='html'>&amp;quot;Animals are unproductive.  They can&amp;#39;t stay in my house.  You need to know how to read to stay in my house.  So get the damn lizards out.  They&amp;#39;re not fabulous. They&amp;#39;re a synonym of ridiculous.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;- line from a dude on some reality tv show my wife was watching the other day.  I just about fell over laughing. Just thought you might like to know that.</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5934230992544386909/6928170452045814661/comments/default/6574735037125663823'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5934230992544386909/6928170452045814661/comments/default/6574735037125663823'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.eyesoretimes.com/2010/05/because-its-funny-thank-you-dead.html?showComment=1272822652018#c6574735037125663823' title=''/><author><name>robertduperre</name><uri>http://robertduperre.wordpress.com/</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img1.blogblog.com/img/openid16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.eyesoretimes.com/2010/05/because-its-funny-thank-you-dead.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5934230992544386909.post-6928170452045814661' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5934230992544386909/posts/default/6928170452045814661' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-57501891'/></entry></feed>
